The injured of the 5th Floor of LCS

L to R: Xiaowei Yang claims she broke her shoulder skiing; Sources say it's a cover up for late night coding. Timo Burkard claims he was hit by a car; everyone knows he was elevator surfing in NE43. Kevin Fu complains of a ganglion cyst; he refused to comment on rumors of human experimentation with public-key implants. Nickolai Zeldovich supposedly broke his arm playing frisbee; friends say that he got in a fight with a rogue SMP file server.